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The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite
fighting unit called the USRSF. US Redneck Special Forces.
These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri,
Arkansas, Georgia, Texas, and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq
and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
This mess in Iraq should be over in a week